By Tom Myers Those who know me know I am not one to write at length about small issues. Sure, I may be disappointed that the desk chair I bought a year ago is already starting to fall apart. Pieces of leather on it may already be peeling and falling off and it may look […]
Myers: Response to Delegates McDonough and Impallaria
The following was submitted by Tom Myers, a comedian and frequent Dagger contributor, as a response to previous posts made by Delegates McDonough and Impallaria. My next submission was going to be a humorous piece, as were my previous submissions, about Rielle Hunter, the girlfriend of former Senator and presidential candidate John Edwards and her […]
Myers: Deep in the Mind of Texas
By Tom Myers One of the things I like about the state of Texas is they often claim that they are not a part of the United States. It is interesting to note that a good portion of what is now Texas was part of Mexico until we annexed it on February 2, 1848 in […]
Myers: Some Man Once Said…
By Tom Myers When giving advice, it seems to be popular to preface it with “A wise man once said …” I’d like to know where the hell this wise man is when you need him! Now more than ever, we need more tokens of wisdom as opposed to statements of total idiocy from our […]
Myers: Ready, Set, Veg!
By Tom Myers Athletes are the biggest role models on this planet. As a comic, the chances of me getting millions of dollars in endorsements to advertise a shoe, a soft drink or aftershave are practically slim to none. I even doubt that I will be making money as I mention that I’m writing this […]
Myers: For A Good Time, Drink This
By Tom Myers If you believe that I am just a regular man about the town on New Year’s Eve, sitting in an elegant club in a major city, sipping champagne at the drop of midnight while having a woman on each arm laughing at everything I say, then I’m sorry to disappoint. Nothing could […]
Myers: My Christmas Carol
By Tom Myers If you’re like me, then you know reality is very tedious. It’s tireless, inescapable, humdrum and repetitive. It gives a cynical edge to the many thoughts I have. As a result, I have to make all of those thoughts funny. I’m a comedian. That’s kind of my job. However, I tend to […]
Thoughts On Thanksgiving Rituals
By Tom Myers I love the Thanksgiving holiday. Well, by “I love the Thanksgiving holiday,” I mean I love watching people go into a crazy tailspin of mixed emotions – including anxiety, anticipation, fear, enjoyment, rage, euphoria, anger and even casual indifference – over preparing a Thanksgiving dinner to celebrate a holiday commemorating a year […]
